Biting on Anibal Friday the 13th

Biting on Anibal Friday the 13th

With no reason to live, Zsa Zsa, named “World’s Ugliest Dog” only two weeks ago, has died. Organizers, under pressure for Zsa Zsa’s broken heart are renaming the contest the more politically correct “Compromised Canine.” A #NEVER AGAIN march is being planned. … “We’re so sorry Uncle Alec. We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain.” Justin Bieber may cover Paul McCartney’s classic after he and Hailey Baldwin announced their engagement last weekend. Odds are in: 5-1 that they get married by the end of the year; 3-1 that they wed in 2019; 2-1 that the marriage gets called off and even money that one of the Baldwin brothers has a physical confrontation with the Biebs.

I look in the mirror and who do I see? D’backs and Braves head into the break fighting for the top spots in their divisions with similar records. Anibal Sanchez shut out the Brewers over six innings last week en route to a win. 20 units on the Bravos.


Sure, Blake Snell looks like Stinky Peterson of “Hey Arnold,” but he still should have been an All-Star. He stunk last night though, giving up three runs in three innings, as the Twins beat the Rays 5-1 after a two hour rain delay. Stinker leaves us at -888 gabors.

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